Risk Register? I Am the Risk — Hoodie

Risk Register? I Am the Risk.

For project managers who don't just manage risk — they own it. This funny project-manager hoodie says it all: Risk Register? I Am the Risk.

Printed in crisp white on a black heavy blend hoodie, it is made to order for PMs, scrum masters, and anyone who keeps projects on track while everyone else is still updating the spreadsheet. Wear it to the standup, the sprint review, or anywhere a risk needs an owner.

Product features

- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric with a soft, cozy feel

- Adjustable drawstring hood with a double-lined construction

- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth

- Classic fit with tear-away label and tubular knit construction without side seams

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean